lingo bingo

is anyone else sick to death of the corporate 'isms that basically say nothing because they are completely beaten to death (perhaps like a dead horse?)

its no wonder that american businesses are going in the crapper. people are too busy trying to get a seat at the table to align their synergy and accomplish key initiatives by EOD. excuse me, i need to bang my head against something hard.

luckily. some of my more forward thinking coworkers found the answer. and i got a nice gift out of it.
not knowing the edges of offensiveness, i wont reveal some of my favorites, but "shit donkey" comes to mind... hours of fun kids. hours.

next topic. football. did you really think it was AT ALL avoidable?

we flew up to pgh to see them whoop on the pats. it was beautiful. the game, not the flight. lets just say bobby read an entire book and i have 8 new facebook friends. it was a LONG day of cancelled flights.
this was outside philly. the remnants of the freak snowstorm that f'd up the east coast. thanks.

we did make it and to the game. might i add it was 34 degrees. thats COLD people. especially when you got on the plane it was 76. great to catch up with my brother. we four partnered up for a game of flip cup.

and of course there was beer pong. good day. muchas gracias to our lovely hosts.

finally made it into the game and i likely didnt shut up for 4 full quarters. though i will make a plea to the folks at heinz field.. as much as we LOVE the renegade song and clips, its PROVEN that our D will give up a big play immediately following. i've seen it EVERY time. so come on. play it when it doesnt count so much. really. i'm begging you.




i came across this and i LOVE it.
ive entitled it "suck it tom".

our buddy marty celebrated his big four oh. and all he got was this stupid plate on the ceiling. sheeeesh.. (errr ok .... he ONLY had to drink 200 different beers to earn it...).

i also flew to ny. at 6 am. that my friends is a BAD idea. i mean there are bad ideas then there is a 6 am flight. totally different level. i did manage to find some time to see central park in the day light. and pop into some shops...

who doesnt want to smell like that? i mean i'm thinking if you combine these two you get Cirrhosis of the liver....(yep had to google how to spell that one)

and then it was time to celebrate marty's bday again. lucky SOB.



what better than to see the foo fighters. oh yes. yes. yes. yes. it was awesome. they played for THREE hours. excellent show.






maybe one of these days i'll actually write something with meaning and depth. or jeez, about triathlon. eh, maybe not.