no seriously wheres the camera?

is normal coming home from work and watching 5 hours of tv? is normal going for a six hour bike ride? certainly no one thinks their life is normal. even those with 2.4 kids and a white picket fence and a 401k... i knew for sure my life was not normal last night as the words "this is nuts" formed once again in my brain. picture this. its 11pm. all is somewhat quiet in the mayhew household. i have finally gotten to bed and am hopeful of a great nights sleep (previously not gotten due to other factors including a BIG ORANGE loss!! but that depresses me.. )anyhoo. so bobby comes lumbering into bed (thats what you do when you suddenly weigh 210. yes 210. TG its muscle or we would be calling jenny...) anyway so up pops dog #1. whine. whine. whine. does she want out? no. a treat? no. petted? no. she wants bobby to chase her around the house. which of course he jumps out of bed to do. so here i am wondering where things went awry. my husband is running around the house in his boxers chasing the dog. and both are quite happy. up and down the steps. i'm not sure who is having more fun. poor madison (dog #2) is tired as well and gets up on the bed with me to avoid the ensuing chaos. no life is not normal, but perhaps thats better than boring.