Monday, October 17, 2011

normal

today i was told i was normal. and i wasnt happy about it. not that i'm some left wing idealist who needs to feel separation and superiority from the general population. nope. far from that.

i've been feeling off. for a while. while the details are not important, the future is. and i'd like to figure out what beat i'm missing.

you might find yourself at this point saying 'jeez, could you be any more cryptic'. well in fact yes i could. but i came to this party a little late and missed the hammering home of the definition of "public domain". meaning people read this shit. so with all due respect, i'll stay vague and perhaps just throw in more comedy bits to make up for it. sound ok?

so lets skip to dessert.

i was in the ladies room today, doing the business. and as i was toweling my hands a co-worker came in. we exchanged pleasantries and i headed out. but then as she clicked closed her latched door, she proceeded to ask me a project related question that unfortunately required a rather lengthy response. ummmmmmmmmmm.

maybe its my fault for not bolting out. or did i give her the green light by saying "hi how are you?" does that open the gates for a full on meeting in the lavatory? is anyone else cringing right now?

so heres a thing. anyone seen that show on CBS called two broke girls? i did. and i regret the 10 minutes wasted. during the game yesterday the station mentioned it was the number one show on tv. with what audience i had to wonder? surely no one with a brain who resides in an english speaking country. who knows.. maybe its better dubbed in french.

i am way excited for a little running road trip. looks like i'm heading down to the big easy for some fun and games. that is shaping up to be a good one.

i'm racing again this weekend. a little trail thing here local. a friend who actually is from pgh who lives her now won it last year averaging something stupid like 545 min miles. my plan is to not fall.

i'm loving reading the full reports from kona and seeing all the photos. hawaii is such an amazing place. and for one split second it made me want to do an ironman.


i stole this off the internet. from the guy who did the cool steve jobs tribute logo. its pretty cool.

5 comments:

Beth said...

You are anything but normal Mayhew!!! I know you'll get it figured out.

In the mean time, avoid the bathroom converstaions - yuck! ;)

Jennifer Harrison said...

NORMAL....? YOU?
YOU're the best. :)

GoBigGreen said...

Who called YOU normal? wow they dont know you at all. I always would ask Bobby. I know Rich would say that I am not normal, far from it:)
I think the TV now ( other than a few choice shows) is just plain BAD. B.A.D.
good luck not falling. That is a very good goal.

MH said...

you are going to new orleans? have you alerted the proper authorities?

MB said...

You are SO abnormal! ;) Don't change a thing!