Thursday, December 4, 2008

I'm a lady damn it!

but a lady who entertains several conversations on monday mornings in the fall with people who stop by my office to discuss the weekend's foot ball games. i usually have more to say about them than they do, and most likely in more colorful language.

a lady who in my presense things get said like " i just stuck the pig" or "got a case of the a$$" or "you really know what that thigh master is for".

a lady who cant and doesnt cook. whose fingernails will never be pink. and will never purchase earrings on purpose. and will never coordinate her christmas tree ornaments to match her living room decor.

a lady who sweats more than a fat man in a plastic suit, and who learned to spit and blow her nose without breaking stride.

but i'm still a girl, just one who likes to get dirty and kick a little butt once in a while!

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