i hate vegas

i hate that is 107 degrees here, i hate that everyone says oh its dry heat, i'm sorry that is HOT! i hate that there are a million people everywhere. i hate that everything costs so much. i hate that you have to walk thru a million miles of casino to get anywhere. i hate that i have to spend 10 hours of my day at a tradeshow. i hate that i cant find any normal food. i hate that i broke down and had starbucks today as that was the only (semi) food source open on day one of the show. (does whip cream count as dariy?) i hate all the mexicans on the street who try to get you to take their ads for naked ladies. i hate people who run into you in cross walks. i hate that people buy m&m's here at the m&ms store cause they are in vegas and everything is different in vegas than the candy they get at the 7-11 in podunk kentucky.
i do enjoy that on my am run (crappy as it was) i saw 2 drunk cowboys, a blatent walk of shame, a man bidding farewell to a hooker and a man with no shirt and only one shoe, but managed to hang on to his eiffel tower souvenier cup, who reeked of rough night.